honk'n 

used to describe a phenomenal condition

she had the biggest honk'n tit's I've ever seen

that was a honk'n big ass turkey leg

he was being a honk'n idiot, then it happen'd... it was ugly

honk'n by I. P. Duripley December 24, 2007

honk'n ass 

Extremely large

Man that guy has a honk'n ass tv .

honk'n ass by ButtloadBetty92 March 2, 2017

Honk Kong no-shitter 

A seemingly unbelievable event, that is indeed true and verifible by credible persons.

John: Did Mike really eat 6 pounds of uncooked pasta?
Dave: Yep, saw the whole thing, a real Hong Kong no-shitter.

Honk Kong no-shitter by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Honk on the naughty 

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends

Hey mate can I have a honk on the naughty?

Honk on the naughty by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024

swan noice/honk 

The awesome noise someone makes that slightly resembles a swans honk. It makes others envy the persons amazing vocals and makes them the most epic person ever =D

"hhhhonk!" :)

"whoa, that was awesome dude :D"

"that was the swan noice/honk"

swan noice/honk by thecheezeofthepeople April 15, 2012

National Honk at Prius day 

The day where you have to honk at every Prius you pass the entire day of May 14th

So glad to spend National Honk at Prius day with my wife!

National Honk at Prius day by Beast master 6.4 x 10^100000 May 12, 2021

Narwhal Honk

The explosive aftermath of prone bone (or doggy-style) anal sex where the receiver is lying on their stomach, the giver finishes deep inside, pulls out, and the receiver immediately rips a massive fart that shoots the fresh creampie straight out of their anus like a narwhal’s powerful blowhole spraying seawater high into the air. The “honk” is the loud, honking fart sound combined with the dramatic semen spout.

“Last night he was face-down getting pounded in the ass, I busted a huge nut and rolled off — boom, instant Narwhal Honk all over the sheets. Sounded like a goddamn foghorn and looked like a whale breaching. 10/10 would recommend.”

“Dude, avoid the Narwhal Honk if you’re not into cleanup duty. She hit that post-nut fart and painted the headboard.”

Narwhal Honk by VoulesJerne April 18, 2026