Definitions by VoulesJerne
Narwhal Honk
The explosive aftermath of prone bone (or doggy-style) anal sex where the receiver is lying on their stomach, the giver finishes deep inside, pulls out, and the receiver immediately rips a massive fart that shoots the fresh creampie straight out of their anus like a narwhal’s powerful blowhole spraying seawater high into the air. The “honk” is the loud, honking fart sound combined with the dramatic semen spout.
“Last night he was face-down getting pounded in the ass, I busted a huge nut and rolled off — boom, instant Narwhal Honk all over the sheets. Sounded like a goddamn foghorn and looked like a whale breaching. 10/10 would recommend.”
“Dude, avoid the Narwhal Honk if you’re not into cleanup duty. She hit that post-nut fart and painted the headboard.”
“Dude, avoid the Narwhal Honk if you’re not into cleanup duty. She hit that post-nut fart and painted the headboard.”
Narwhal Honk by VoulesJerne April 18, 2026