Natives of The State of
Michigan, regardless of academic, athletic or corporate affiliation, must support all teams and organizations that are
based in Michigan when pitted against those from outside of The
Big Mitten.
1) Fans and alumni of the University of
Michigan must support Michigan State University when the Spartans
play the Ohio State Buckeyes, per provisions of "The Homeslice Treaty." Likewise when the Wolverines play Ohio State.
2) Per "The Homeslice Treaty", Central Michigan Chippewa fans must
pull for the Eastern Michigan Eagles when EMU plays Toledo.
3) According to "The Homeslice Treaty" no Michigan native should own any motor vehicle that is not produced by a division currently under control of Detroit's Big Three automakers (General Motors,
Ford Motor Company, Chrysler).