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homophoual 

a homophobic homosexual. when someone is gay but internalized homophobia gets the best of them
"my dad is gay but he doesn't accept me because I'm gay?"
"oh so he's homophoual"
homophoual by BearBearDeezNuts July 17, 2021
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homophobaphobic

I drove past the capital yesterday, and some of those homophobics scared the crap out of me. I think I'm homophobaphobic.
homophobaphobic by backotruck March 19, 2012

Homoghoul 

Someone who isn’t straight that acts weird, sus, and struggles with their appearance. They usually seem emo, depressed, thirsty for humans and not of this earth. They’re not human like nor are they positive. Usually being being referred to as a “gay monster
Person 1:You seen Carti’s new post bro?

Person 2:Yeah, tf was he thinking...
Person 1:Bruh is such a homoghoul.
Homoghoul by Glorylocks November 24, 2020

homophanalater 

homophobe-anal-hater

1. haters who talk shit about their friends that get to have anal with their girlfriends a)because they are scared to find out they are truly gay, or b)they are fucking jealous
Carl: "Damn her ass felt so bomb."
Thomas: "UUUGH that's so sick."
Carl: "You're being a homophanalater"
homophanalater by cllayrkla December 9, 2010

homophobaby

a person who is a homophobe, but has the audacity to be open about it. this term is more used for homophobic baby boomers.
Person One: You cant be gay, the bible doesn't allow it!
Person Two: stfu homophobaby
homophobaby by that one gay dumbass September 18, 2021

homophobamarillo 

An act of homophobia directly aimed towards Asian people who identify as gay, lesbian and bisexual.
Made popular by Jimmy O.Yang
See also Misogynamarillo.
Saying homosexuality is ruining the Asian family is an act of homophobamarillo.

Homophobaphobia 

The fear of those who claim to be homophobic
Eliza: Gosh did you hear about Steven? He's so homophobic
Tiffany: Oh god, I better stay away, I have homophobaphobia
Homophobaphobia by Coattail October 3, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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