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Homophob 

Someone who is highly scared of homo's, but in the end is homo just has not had the nerves to jump right out of that closet.
My brother Joe is a homophob.
Homophob by The Gang Bang February 3, 2010

Homophob 

A bitch that doesn't like lgbtqia+ because they just haven't met the right gay yet ;D
"I'm scared to come out cause my mom is a homophobe"
Homophob by YeeYeeKid November 4, 2020

Hoemophobe 

A person who fears or hates hoes.
"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.
Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015

homophobia 

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.
homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020

Homophobia 

It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men
Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022

homohobo 

n. a gay man who sleeps in a different place every night, but never at his apartment.
He slept with Andrew on Tuesday, John on Wednesday, and Tom on Thursday. He's such a homohobo.
homohobo by Too Awesome March 3, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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