homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

homing poop

A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.

I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.

by Echo 3 April 12, 2010

pool hoping

The act of driving to the nearest developement then proceeding to jump into every pool accessable. If done correctly you should escape without being caught

Girl: Let's go pool hoping
Boy: what's that?
girl: only the best sport ever!
Man: what the hell are you doing walking the streets in your bathing suit?
Girl: practicing for a marathon obviously!
Boy: whatever I do what I want!!

by GNOMEPOOLHOPING March 18, 2009