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homie suck 

The homie suck is when your friend decides to give you a blowjob. It usually happens if one or both of you are horny or bored. Since you're homies, you don't have to say no homo
Person 1: "Ugh, I was so horny last night that Chad gave me the homie suck."
Person 2: "Miss me with that gay shit, homie."
Person 1: "Naw man, it's cool. We're homies, so it's not gay."
Person 2: "Ah."
homie suck by TheHorniest June 1, 2018
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National Suck the homie’s dicks day 

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.
Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

National suck a homie dry day 

You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus
Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day

National suck on your homie's balls day 

September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)
Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??

National suck yo homies dick day 

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah
ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

National Suck yo homies cock day 

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th
"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

Suck Your Homies Dick Day 

Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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