homesef

A combination of brosef and homie much like bromie or dude; used for that inbetween place where you aren't sure if they're either. Can be used in greetings for someone you just met but think is cool

"that guys' your bro, dude?"

"nah man, he's my homesef"

by existentnon December 26, 2011

homesexual

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.

So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

homesexualnecropedafeliac

a man who has sex with dead little boys

that man is a homesexualnecropedafeliac

by rowan April 1, 2005

Homesexual

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.

Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.

by BobDoleDestroyerOfWorlds March 6, 2010

homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia

the act of being scared of being "sexed" by a man after you die

You are a homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia

by wacked_bunny May 7, 2007

Hoesef

Like using the word Brosef, meaning good friends, but meant for your hoes not your bros.

"What up hoesef?"

by thatsfreakinsmurf July 22, 2009

Homesexual

Your a complete homebody u never ever want to leave yo house your attracted to your house

Brother: I don’t wannnnna gooooo
You: Your so homesexual

by BroSD February 5, 2022