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homesexual 

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.
So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...
homesexual by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

homesexualnecropedafeliac 

a man who has sex with dead little boys
that man is a homesexualnecropedafeliac

Homesexual 

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.
Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.

homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia 

the act of being scared of being "sexed" by a man after you die
You are a homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia
Like using the word Brosef, meaning good friends, but meant for your hoes not your bros.
"What up hoesef?"
Hoesef by thatsfreakinsmurf July 22, 2009

Homesexual 

Your a complete homebody u never ever want to leave yo house your attracted to your house
Brother: I don’t wannnnna gooooo
You: Your so homesexual
Homesexual by BroSD February 5, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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