holy pantrs 

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

holy pantrs by Can Not March 14, 2005

Holy Grail Pants

Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.

Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!

Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!

Holy Grail Pants by Weareroftheholygrailpants December 20, 2008

holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind

HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

holy shit i lost my pants by fuck youaa May 30, 2017

Holypants 

Another way to describe someone who acts "holier-than-thou."

I made ONE spelling error, quit being such a holypants!

Holypants by VaZui November 5, 2008