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Holy macaroni 

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"
Holy macaroni by Jayaway August 1, 2016

Holy Macaroni 

Homer Simpson's Shocked and confused expression.
When homer travels into the 3rd Dimension and doesnt know what to say.
Holy Macaroni by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003

holy mackaroli 

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.
girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"
holy mackaroli by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018

Holy Macaroni 

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.
"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.
Holy Macaroni by :Danimal November 13, 2022

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

holy lonely pony eating macaroni 

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it
bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni