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holy cheese! 

A word commonly used when something goes terribly wrong.Or used as an exclamation when some idiotic person does something stupid etc.
Holy cheese!! what are you doing you ungrateful asshole that was my piece of cheese!!Said Mark in anger.

Hmmmm delicious cheese said Simon.Simon breaks out into song,Cheese is a kind of meat a tasty yellow beef i milk it from my teet i try to be discreet mmmmm cheese mmmmm cheese.

You asshole! shouted Mark and ran away in despair.
holy cheese! by Quiquage September 25, 2005
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holy cheese! 

A way to express extreme astonishment.
An expression of utter shock.
holy cheese! by Limecooler June 10, 2005

holy cheese! 

Holy cheese! She's looser than your mom is!

holy cheese and crackers 

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something
Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!
holy cheese and crackers by Ket August 25, 2005

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli 

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

Holy buckets of cheese and crackers 

What you would say instead of holy shit or a variation thereof.

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".
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