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Hollister Game 

Game played in Hollister stores in which players must make it to the back of the store and back outside before any employee greets them or asks for help.
Joe: Lets play the Hollister Game
Mike: Okay
*walk through store*
Employee: Hey wuts up?
Joe: shit
Hollister Game by Syn1717 August 15, 2009
A girl who would buy even shit, if it was adorned with the Hollister label. She is usually middle class, skinny, (or is under the impression she is), and enjoys putting others down.
You: Hey I thought you already had that shirt.

Hollishit Girl: No the other one was pink, this ones salmon.

You: Righhhht, All you do is buy random Hollishit.
Hollishit by thatgirlintheglasses September 25, 2010

Kenny Hollis 

Invented the writing style "Systematic Polar Realoism" while writing "The Hairless Ape" between the years of 1998 and 2005. Kenny Hollis is best known for is Political writing for "The HARF" and AUN Publishing in Denver, Colorado.

Kenny Hollis' most loyal fans have dubbed him the future of American writing and savior of Creative lit.

See also: Trueman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, Gonzo, Wolfe.
Person 1: "That story made absolutely no sense to me."
Person 2: "I know."
Person 1: "You'd have to be Kenny Hollis to understand it."
Kenny Hollis by Bill Dotreve December 14, 2005

Hollins University

1) a historically women's college known for horse girls, english majors, and cottagecore lesbians.
2) the indirect result of owning a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child.
1) We should have a picnic later near Tinker Mountain, after all, we do attend Hollins University. I am gay.
2) I had a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child and now I go to Hollins University. I'm also gay <3

Hollister 

Like Abercrombie & Fitch but more eco-friendly; Hollister realizes you can conserve energy because people don't need the lights on to shop.
Bev: Hey!, Jo look at this grey shirt I just got at Hollister!
Jo: Ummm... Bev, that's white.
Hollister by Stacey Vegas August 23, 2010

Grandpa Hollister

(n). An old man wearing clothes from Hollister.
Look, it's Grandpa Hollister! It's a shame he's drooling all over that shirt.
Grandpa Hollister by Wog September 11, 2007