holey cannoli 

A sexual act that was first performed at the beginning of 2017. It involves sticking a cannoli into a vagina, then eating both the cannoli and the vagina. Make sure to swallow.

Remember that one time, you said you like to be cream pied, but instead i holey cannolied you?

holey cannoli by Littlefingered January 24, 2017

holy cannoli 

an expression that usually accompanies shock or excitment

example 1: holy cannoli, what the hell was that?!
example 2: holy cannoli, did you see that? it was AMAZING

holy cannoli by mhm8 May 26, 2008

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli 

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli by younerd July 24, 2023

holy canoli 

An expression of suprise, discusst, or happiness, etc

"holy canoli! i haven't seen you in such a long time!"

holy canoli by Susannah December 13, 2004

Holy Canoli 

The name given to your fly from head to toe italian girlfriend.

Man, Angela's so fuckin' hot I wanna get in her holiest of holy's, shes such a fly holy canoli.

Holy Canoli by Anthony Congress September 5, 2016

Holy Canoli 

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .

Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?

Holy Canoli by Professor Dino February 27, 2018