holess

A man who don't get any.

Jo: << Look at my friend Oli who left a bitch without any prospect. He is the definition of holess. >>

Oli: <<Shut up jo I used to have one of the best hoe in town. >>

Jo: << ya gay now! >>

by Daddyjo October 6, 2018

Holesome

Its the word "Wholesome" but with holes instead of wholes and another way to say "Lewd"

Person1: Hey I found something holesome to see. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person2: Aaaawww these anime couples gonna hold han - wait a sec why the handholding became censored?

by Bootleg 7GrandDad May 28, 2020

snack holes

pockets

I reached into my snack holes and pulled out a candy bar.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

speed holes

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.

Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some

by RobbyPants May 30, 2008

Ann's holes

That nasty type of holes you gotta give a goood smellin too

Clayton saw Ann last night after some drinks he smelled Ann's holes

by Ct jomes November 18, 2017

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

All poles no holes

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.

Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013