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Holesome 

Its the word "Wholesome" but with holes instead of wholes and another way to say "Lewd"
Person1: Hey I found something holesome to see. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person2: Aaaawww these anime couples gonna hold han - wait a sec why the handholding became censored?
Holesome by Bootleg 7GrandDad May 28, 2020

snack holes 

I reached into my snack holes and pulled out a candy bar.
snack holes by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

speed holes 

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.
Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some
speed holes by RobbyPants May 30, 2008

Ann's holes 

That nasty type of holes you gotta give a goood smellin too
Clayton saw Ann last night after some drinks he smelled Ann's holes
Ann's holes by Ct jomes November 18, 2017

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy
me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

All poles no holes 

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.
Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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