Hole Hair
The shit-covered hairs directly surrounding a dirty, tight asshole. Some people enjoy licking these hairs while eating ass.
Hole Hair by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017
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hole hair
n. Hair immediately surrounding the anus of a domestic animal. Generally it is recommended that your pet's long and obtrusive hole hair be trimmed for hygienic reasons. Faeces has a tendency to accrete in unkempt hole hair, giving rise to unwelcome odors and a stiff mat of infectious wormy filth lining the animal's crotch.
After an especially challenging bout of diarrhoeia, we burned off Fido's crusty hole hair with a lighter.
hole hair by Carl Willis August 29, 2005
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Hair hole
The place on ones head where the hair parts. Often seen as a private place that is looked at with consent or looked at to make someone uncomfortable.
Chance has a very inflamed Hair hole. He hates it when people point out his inflamed Hair hole and hates when others try to lick it.
Hair hole by Alice kates February 28, 2020
curly hair hole
"did you pound her curly hair hole last night?"
"damn, that girl could fit an entire kielbasa in her curly hair hole"
"Do you want to see my curly hair hole?"
"did you hear that sally got her curly hair hole pierced?"
"damn, that girl could fit an entire kielbasa in her curly hair hole"
"Do you want to see my curly hair hole?"
"did you hear that sally got her curly hair hole pierced?"
curly hair hole by theclownmonster January 12, 2013
hair-hole
A reference to a woman's vagina, covered in hair, usually excessively, but not necessarily. A hairy pussy, an excess of pubic hair covering a woman's cooze.
Buddy #1: 'You see the hair-hole on that chick we were doggin' earlier, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!
hair-hole by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
Crown Hair (butt hole)
Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.
"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."
Crown Hair (butt hole) by WildThang11 October 31, 2011
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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