hairyholes 

An exclamation, typically of surprise, accompanied by a look you would expect when taking a fit bird home, only to discover she has a pair of hairy holes.

In politer terms may be stated as 'You're joking!'

Jimmy - "Awright Boaby, saw yer Maw up the toon the day"
Boaby - "Fair play to you - whit wis she doin?"
Jimmy - "Having her flange waxed"
Boaby - "Hairyholes!"

hairyholes by Craig McLaughlin December 14, 2008

Hairhole 

The rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during anal intercourse as a form of pleasure.

I am so embarrassed, I was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.

Hairhole by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

hairyolas 

Hairy nipples; areolas with hair growing out of them

Sally took off her bra, and I was disgusted to learn that she had hairyolas.

hairyolas by DJ MethFace July 30, 2006

hairyflesh 

When flesh is so hairy that it's not just hairy flesh, it's hairyflesh.

Steve you have impressive hairyflesh.

hairyflesh by Mr SARS March 13, 2020