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when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".

"Hey Ted, hold this!"
"No problem man...
Wait, what the fuck?"
"HA!"

hold this by deeshit January 26, 2008

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Hold this beer and watch...

The last words spoken by drunken fools.

-Bro' hold this beer and watch...

Hold this beer and watch... by Tobacco road January 2, 2011

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hold this loss

It's when you lose at something, and someone says "hold this l"

Steve: "I think Hilary Clinton is going to win."
James: "Nah it's gonna be Donald Trump, hold this l."

hold this l by shellshockerz July 20, 2016

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hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

hold this tale and let me fuck this horse by ugly84 January 11, 2010

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Hold this L

It means someone gets roasted or says something stupid they have to hold the L or catch it

Nigga hold this L I roasted you good

Hold this L by lmaow4ldoe August 28, 2016

Hold this l

When your nibba done fucked that it just became sad

Bruh... just smh dawg just hold this L

Hold this l by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018

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Hold this l

When your nibba just done fucked that it just became sad

Bruh just..... smh just hold this l

Hold this l by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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