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when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".

"Hey Ted, hold this!"
"No problem man...
Wait, what the fuck?"
"HA!"

hold this by deeshit January 26, 2008

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Hold this beer and watch...

The last words spoken by drunken fools.

-Bro' hold this beer and watch...

Hold this beer and watch... by Tobacco road January 2, 2011

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hold this l

hold this loss

It's when you lose at something, and someone says "hold this l"

Steve: "I think Hilary Clinton is going to win."
James: "Nah it's gonna be Donald Trump, hold this l."

hold this l by shellshockerz July 20, 2016

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hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

hold this tale and let me fuck this horse by ugly84 January 11, 2010

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Hold this L

It means someone gets roasted or says something stupid they have to hold the L or catch it

Nigga hold this L I roasted you good

Hold this L by lmaow4ldoe August 28, 2016

Hold this l

When your nibba done fucked that it just became sad

Bruh... just smh dawg just hold this L

Hold this l by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018

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Hold this l

When your nibba just done fucked that it just became sad

Bruh just..... smh just hold this l

Hold this l by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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