hokus pokus 

stress weed; false marijuana.

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.

hokus pokus by Duble-R January 30, 2003

hokus pokus board 

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic

"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city

hokus pokus board by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

hocus pocus alimagocus 

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

hocus pocus alimagocus by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015

hocus pocus 

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

hocus pocus by pockets June 21, 2003

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

Hocus Pocus Bitch by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand

Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.

honkus ponkus by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020