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a type of homosexual sex act in which somone puts there penis inside of there ear and lick the earwax off.
Wow Jennifer your really good at hokaido.
hokaido by hungrypenisman12121 February 23, 2017
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HokkaidoSushi 

Hokkaido Sushi is the best person... he loves collecting wives and is Slovak
"HokkaidoSushi is sexy" said no one ever
HokkaidoSushi by HokkaidoSushi March 4, 2022

Hokkaido 

Hokkaido is a great person, who is incredibly racist and dreams to become a dictator in the future. he has plans to move to Texas when he is 30 years old and he wants to have a great life in a small house with a small dog eating fish tacos
"yo Hokkaido 1v1?" - Dawsonisrainy
"Hokkaido is angel" some random zoomer
"can i move to texas with him?" some kid
Hokkaido by HokkaidoSushi June 18, 2022

Hokkaido 

random slovak guy who is leader of kkk
YO ITS COCKAIDSO i mean HOKKAIDO?
Ye bro i do hate chocolate milk
Hokkaido by imballinlikeaturkey July 17, 2022

Hokkaido69420 

mclovin groomer and zoomer fanboy/simp. leader of kkk
yo its leader of kkk - hokkaido69420
i groom mclovin and love zoomer
Hokkaido69420 by okipullup7456 July 18, 2022

Hokkaido Japan 

Hokkaido Japan - the 2nd largest island of Japan & the northern-most prefecture.

Hokkaido was formerly known as Yezo/Yeso, or Yesso. Japanese settlers ruled the south tip of the island , the 16th century, Hokkaido was primarily inhabited by the Ainu people.

Japanese settlers conqured the Ainu of their land & forced them to assimilate. In the 21st century, the Ainu are almost totally assimilated into Japanese society ,lots of Japanese of Ainu descent have no knowledge of their heritage & culture !

Japan's coldest region, Hokkaidō has relatively cool summers & icy/snowy winters.

Hokkaidō celebrates its winter weather at the Sapporo Snow Festival.

Sports

USA Football Association: Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters

Japan B-ball L : Levanga Hokkaido (basketball)

Loco Solare (curling)

Nippon Paper Cranes (ice hockey)
Oji Eagles (ice hockey)

Food & drink
Sapporo is the oldest brand of beer in Japan. It was 1st brewed in Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan, in 1876 by brewer Seibei Nakagawa.

Sapporo ramen a fish or meat-based broth enhanced with red miso & thick, chewy noodles. The miso broth's bold flavors !

Hokkaido's popular fruits - Furano melons

Hokkaido is a popular place for skiing & snowboarding in winter, due to its abundant powder snow & top resorts like Niseko, Rusutsu & Furano. Sapporo, Hokkaido's main city, famous for Sapporo beer, Sapporo ramen & the annual Sapporo Snow Festival.

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🇯🇵 Made in Hokkaido Japan !

Country: Japan
Region : Hokkaido Island / northern Japan
Capital: Sapporo
Largest city: Sapporo
Subdivisions Districts: 74,
Municipalities: 179

Hokkaidō's largest city is the capital, Sapporo, which is a designated city. The island has two core cities: Hakodate in the south & Asahikawa in the central region. Other important population centers include Tomakomai, Iwamizawa, Kushiro, Obihiro, Kitami, Abashiri, Wakkanai, and Nemuro.

Popular foods here are

Soup Curry

Sapporo ramen

Miso Ramen

Jingisukan

Hokkaido soft serve ice cream

Yubari King

Ishikari Nabe

Genghis Khan

Hokkaido crab

Butadon

Crab

Hokkaido fried chicken

Sapporo soup curry

Sushi

Zangi

Horsehair crab

Ice cream

Sapporo Beer

Seafood

Seafood donburi

Bbq lamb (genghis khan)

Food in Hokkaido

Imo-mochi

Ishikari nabe (hot pot)

Hokkaido maintained Jomon culture known by hunting & fishing until about 2,000 years ago, which was then followed by Ainu culture.
Hokkaido Japan by Blu_leef November 29, 2024
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