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Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.
"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"
Hegseth by RonnyD May 30, 2012

HooseThe2nd 

An Ed Sheeran looking motherfucker who tends to be controversial and based
HooseThe2nd moment
HooseThe2nd by Ngigma April 28, 2021

Pete Hegseth 

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.
Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!
Pete Hegseth by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

horsethief 

not as cool as canyon lake, cause there is no lake. there are big houses, and pretty tight people. its not gated, but still relatively safe. there are lots and lots of parks. pretty much, its a chill place to be. there are usually parties there. every party i've been to, was there.
lets go to horsethief and party it up.
horsethief by loretta freemont. June 29, 2008
If you have this last name and you have Collin as your first... You play CS:GO you Faggot. Thats right Collin you CS:GO playin fuck
You are a dumb Collin Hogsett you dumb CS:GO fuk

horsetheif canyon 

A great place to live. Craziest parties like no other. Great area to do drugs and alcohol since the security is trash. Great scenery from the mountain behind the community. An all around great place for teenagers and young adults. Definitely not for the lightweight drinkers and smokers but an amazing place to have a good time.
Horsetheif canyon great community for the tweaks of the world
horsetheif canyon by All American Man December 24, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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