hogfucker

Someone who has the tendency to fuck fat women.

Andrew has fucked so many fat girls, he has become an official hogfucker.

by Tony October 4, 2004

Hamfucker

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

by JEUNT April 15, 2010

hofucker

A person who fucks nothing but hos.

He wont stop hanging out with them dirty women, He's a real hofucker

by G face August 4, 2007

hoerucker

a person who annoys or rucks hoes

"OMG, STOP ANNOYING ME YOU HOERUCKER"
"HE IS SUCH A FUCKING HOERUCKER!"

by thatguyinthe corner August 26, 2009

hogsucker

hogsucker has the same meaning as cocksucker but is a less offensive alternative when calling someone a cocksucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog crapped on my porch and the neighbor refuses to control his dog what a hogsucker

by littlejimmie March 15, 2019

Alabama Hogsucker

When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.

Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.

by Charlie the Unicorn January 27, 2007

Dogfucker

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.

Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."

by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010