hoget

A little creature that dances in your dreams, often wearing a party hat

In your dream if the hoget should say

“Bobbit like your pathetic life demands it”
Whilst jumping like those gymnast Barbie dolls in the mountain warrior yoga position circling a bowling pin.

They can be in many different shapes and sizes but are often green and short because they’re based off you’re imagination you basic bitch

“I saw a hoget in my dream last night!”

“That’s fucken crazy man”

by zorreo August 22, 2023

hodgetwins

Badass motherfuckers.

Dem Hodgetwins is some badass motherfuckers.

by TheAmazingHobster January 10, 2014

Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

by Sonia K May 9, 2020

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

hoges

tacky and unappealing, maybe a bit gross Australian slang

"Have you ever been inside his duplex ? It's so hoges"

by Leemok June 24, 2020

hoguette

a member of Hogue's elite krew/gang, any female gangsta, wannabe hogue, newb mc's

watch it..., i see 5 hoguettes, hogue could be around.

by UpInSmOkE July 11, 2004

Hogstroke

To apply the head of ones penis inside the rim of a glass or other drinking receptacle.

I hogstroke'd your coffee mug, how's my kids taste?

by SparkyJay March 4, 2011