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A little creature that dances in your dreams, often wearing a party hat

In your dream if the hoget should say

“Bobbit like your pathetic life demands it”
Whilst jumping like those gymnast Barbie dolls in the mountain warrior yoga position circling a bowling pin.

They can be in many different shapes and sizes but are often green and short because they’re based off you’re imagination you basic bitch
“I saw a hoget in my dream last night!”

“That’s fucken crazy man”
hoget by zorreo August 22, 2023
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hodgetwins 

Dem Hodgetwins is some badass motherfuckers.
hodgetwins by TheAmazingHobster January 10, 2014
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Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.
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