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Hoet;

Derived from the original word, hoe.

A "Hoet" is a hoe (commonly found on the streets around midnight) with a third eye. These types of hoe (commonly called Super Hoes by a pimp) are extremely rare and hard to find. You are considered very lucky to find a Hoet.
Guy1: "Dude, I found a hoet last night on the corner of 8 Mile"
Guy2: "Fuck you."
Hoet by xthegamex July 1, 2011
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Guy: Did you see that poet who slept with like 80 men?

Other Guy: Yeah, she's a real Hoet.
Hoet by SSStudios June 8, 2023
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A hoe who thinks she is a poet.
Did you check her picture bruh and that extremely verbose caption under that half naked picture of her ? She is such a Hoet. Bruh.
Hoet by inventor999999 November 12, 2019
A hoet is a person that uses there cleverly crafted words to manipulate others.
The hoetic bitch slyly crafted her responses to get her way with him.
Hoet by blargclarg December 6, 2021

Hoetation 

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through
Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.
Hoetation by Sonia K May 9, 2020
a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers
Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.
hoetel by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009
The art of talking, writing or generally presenting oneself like a ho.
That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.

You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.

What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
hoetry by True fu August 24, 2010
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