hogarting

the act of one man having a large collective of female friends, most commonly they are usualy friend's with benefits but can also be "just" friends.

derived from the word's "hoe" and "bogarting"

jeff has alot of female friends, either he's gay or he's hogarting

by erik debauchery September 25, 2006

Goo hoarding

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.

Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"

by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012

hobaring

Hobaring is the act of living like Jung Hoseok aka J-Hope and it involves being a ray of sunshine to others, spreading smiles and always being the eternal comfort and hope to others and to yourself as well

Nothing, I'm just hobaring

by hobi's hope May 1, 2021

Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.

Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!

by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011

cyber hoarding

When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at

Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.

by sassy sparkle princess November 2, 2010

Leroy Hoarding

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.

We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.

by Biggameballs June 15, 2019

hoaxting

Pranking/lying to someone through texting

A: "ur gf cheated on you with me"
B:"sht legit? If it's hoaxting imma r4pe u"
A:"yes"

by legit dictionary March 22, 2016