The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.
Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!
Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
by Updated Magic February 5, 2017
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A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
by kleptooo November 4, 2011
Get the bros before hoes mug.The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.
Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.
Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.
Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.
Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.
Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
by NHRC September 13, 2004
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friend: i can’t i’m hanging out with veronica during lunch.
you: but bros before hoes
friend: you’re right!
friend: i can’t i’m hanging out with veronica during lunch.
you: but bros before hoes
friend: you’re right!
by turdsbucket June 6, 2018
Get the bros before hoes mug.1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.
by msizzle88 October 8, 2007
Get the hoes before bros mug.A term used between male friends when one of them has become a whipped pussy ass bitch over a girl who in most cases is a tease. when this golden rule is forgetten, the friendship and even brotherly bonds that are shared between the bros can be broken down. Remember, take care of the bros, and they'll take care of you. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, she'll understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if she's not a bitch she'll get over it. if she gets pissy she's not worth it and most likly klingy.
Bro: Mike, were gona get shitfaced with the dudes tonite!
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite.
Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch.
Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.
Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go.
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite.
Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch.
Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.
Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go.
by mahmoud amidemajad June 9, 2007
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he left with that random hoe.
so you mean this nigga left us at this shitty movie?
yeah dude.
Hoes before bros? thats fucked up.
he left with that random hoe.
so you mean this nigga left us at this shitty movie?
yeah dude.
Hoes before bros? thats fucked up.
by shaved arms May 15, 2010
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