Hoel

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1. a guy who acts like a hardass; usually an a hole

2. one who has not learned that buoyancy does not take affect unless the plug is in the boat

Last night I hoeled a boat.

Hoel by DIWJIJF January 2, 2008

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Hoel

Hoel aka Joel is an innocent guy who gets bullied by girls. He tries to defend himself but ends up voice cracking his words. Hoel usually has a high pitched voice but tries his best to hide it from his bullies. He's an essential friend and a decent gamer.

Don't ff, Hoel can carry

Hoel by Evlynn February 17, 2020

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Hoel

Ship name between Holly and Joel.

Wow Hoel really hugged at the spot the other day?!

Hoel by inevitableloser November 15, 2018

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hoel

2 people named holly and joel that are together and holly is perverted and stalks joel

holly+joel=hoel

hoel by Peppapiglover101 November 15, 2018

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hoel

a ship between a girl and her brother

hoel is incestuous

hoel by yo mom 69 May 25, 2021

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hoel renolo

cwissy and white man had a child named hoel renolo

hoel renolo is so sexy

hoel renolo by ,##& March 1, 2022

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d hoel

A stupid son of a bitch or ass hole a better replacement for the word d bag or douche bag

OMG Anders is such a fucking d hoel....Seriously....go back to Norway....

d hoel by Rhonda fucking McCumber May 3, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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