Jorik 

Irregular verb.
To come op with a solution, that is briljant, yet so simple, that only a true Jorik would have been able to find it.

"Ofcourse! Now you`ve added water, it all works splendid! You really managed to jorik this problem."

Jorik by Master and Commander November 23, 2004

Jorik 

Een dikke Marokkaan die door postbode Siemen wordt ingehuurd.

Jorik neukt met pakketjes en beleverd ze dan met stds aan verkeerde mensjes.

Jorik by Big Joe the hatwearer June 6, 2018

Jorik 

Briljant, young, male person, based on the legendary Jorik van der Hoek, who managed to save the world from an alien invasion, and solve world hunger in a period of 2,5 hours.

"I wish my son could be more Jorik"

Jorik by Jorik van der Hoek November 23, 2004

jorik 

A person that sometimes is brilliantly funny, but can be a pain in the ass as well.
His main problem is that he does not know when to stop. This has caused numerous problems in the past, and is presumed to have a negative impact in the future as well.
His main points of focus are Iris and Melanie. He seems to fancy Annemijn.
This specimem of the human species can be heared from several miles away, so you will always know when he is in your vicinity.
Zelda is his favorite game.

Jorik: Yo mamma is sooooooooooo fat!
We: Funny
(several hours later)
Jorik: Yo mamma is sooooooooooo fat!
We: Shut up!!

jorik by Pimpmasta G November 24, 2004

Jorik 

Jorik is someone that does everything to make people

I wish jorik was my son

Jorik by fakkadreres October 22, 2019

Jorik 

Legend

Jorik
(legend)

Jorik by Kiroj November 22, 2021

Jorik 

You might think that you are looking at Al Pacino but do not fool yourself! He is just another handsome. He is very strict kind and loving. Sometimes even funny. If you think he is not listening to what are you saying it might be true because he is thinking about how to change the world! You should find your own Jorik but goodluck with that because there are not too many. And if so they are in loyal relationship.

Me: Uhh he is not picking up.

Someone: oh you must be trying to call Jorik!

Jorik by Piskota5 November 21, 2021