Hoef

A male "Crazy-ass" that as much as you hate their actions (i.e. cheating on girls, smoking reefer, etc.), you can't help but love and befriend.

Oh my god, you're retarded....you just smoked 3 entire blunts to yourself....I LOVE YOU, Hoef!

Hoef by StuckyBall January 11, 2009

Hoef

One who loves to get hit by cars

Man do i hate my son. He is such a fucking hoef.

Hoef by hey playa November 12, 2009

Hoef

Being called the biggest virgin ever, and that you have a big floppy vagina

Dude, you are such a Hoef

Hoef by Chiggins October 27, 2007

hoef

AN african bird

Wow, what an amazing HOEF

hoef by Someone June 30, 2003

hoeflation 

The concept of men having to work 20x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were

Man 1: why don’t you get a girlfriend

Man 2: because hoeflation is insane at the moment

hoeflation by Bigdaddymomo June 30, 2022

Hoefest 

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.

The Hoeflation in manly this month is up 6%

Hoeflation by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022