A broken person divided by keeping peace. Rarely understood. Smart, good looking and athletic. Good heart but can be down right evil. Very mysterious. When you get to know a Hoeflich, they never shut up. Funny and honest. Non-judgemental.

Who is that? Must be a Hoeflich

Hoeflich by pastabakedbitch November 5, 2021

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Mr hoeflich

A try hard at teaching that lunges around the room and will have depression in two years.

My teacher is such a mr hoeflich lol.

Mr hoeflich by Meemgang February 25, 2019

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Hoeflicker

a total bad ass who has many professional skills

DUDE YOUR SUCH A HOEFLICKER

Hoeflicker by Hoeflicker October 4, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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