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a word for someone who is a douche bag; this type of person is a dumbass and says retarded stuff 24/7; This is also somebody who lacks in friends; an overall loser.

Origin: A great pirate and lumberjack of a man made it when in his math class as a comeback to a lame remark by a Patel.
Donny: Celine Dione ROCKS!
Cool Kids and Nonlosers: What a freaking hoebaggy.
Third Person: 4serious.

Ryan: Hey guys let's go pick up fine hunnies at the mall!
Us: You are such a fcken hoebaggy.
Ryan: Your mom.
Us: Well I gotta give you some props, I myself used to go to the mall to pick up fine hunnies,...then I turned 10.
hoebaggy by Anti-HOEBAGGY July 28, 2008
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Hoebagginsons disease 

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.
That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.
A) Sometimes used as an affectionate term bewtween friends as a joke.

B) Used as an insult; similliar to "bitch"
A) "Yeah-you still have that shirt I let you borrow, you freakin' hoebagg"

B)"omg-she said that to you? What a hoebagg"
hoebagg by Katie Faye December 14, 2005

Hoebaggery 

1. Noun- A person who is a hoe bag.

2. Verb- To act as a hoebag
1. "oh my god did you hear about Chastity?"

"omg i know right! what a hoebaggery!"

2. Chastity totally pulled a hoebaggery last night.

Hoebaggin 

A short girl that is a hoe. or used as a verb as that girl is hoebaggin right now
Lindsay is such a hoebaggin!
Hoebaggin by Hagermeister July 20, 2009

Hoebagging

The act of placing one's tit into a female's vagina.
Man, that woman has huge boobs. She'd be great at hoebagging.
Hoebagging by Talora October 20, 2008