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hoe cakes 

two large cheeks of the buttocks
hoe cakes by Anonymous April 23, 2003

hoe cake 

Sucka, someone who does not have respect(E-40)
hoe cake by Anonymous February 19, 2003

hoe cake 

A word commonly used in rural North Carolina to describe a slutty or promiscuous woman. Often paired with "slutmuffin," the term "hoe cakes" is to be used in every day conversation. By composition, hoe cakes are made with licentious batter.
"God, Rachel is being such a hoe cake for not coming antique shopping with us!"
hoe cake by Dickinson April 12, 2008

Hoe cake 

The act of spending the majority of your income on the female sex, forgetting you have friends when a female is in your life, and dedicating yourself to a female. Hoe cakes constantly get taken advantage of by women and constantly cry.
Daryl Mc is the prime example of a hoe cake
Hoe cake by phuckyocouch June 14, 2010

hoe cake 

well, if you look in the real dictionary a hoe cake is a corn meal bread. but now...its a term you use to call someone a hoe but make it cute...hoe(any pastry alive) see:
hoe muffin hoe cookie
carly, you are a hoe cake! but i still love you
hoe cake by emy b April 29, 2007

Hoe Cake 

A bitch ass nigga who is always buyin bitches thangs, a captain-save-a-hoe.
That ninja Jeff bought that bitch a Benzo. He's a Hoe Cake.
Hoe Cake by Peruvian B November 16, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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