hodes

Usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Origin: Surname of an infamous professor.
1. The worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
2. A state of degeneration.
3. An exclamation following something bad happening to someone. See: owned
4. A formidable adversary.

-That guy's car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!
-This creamed corn looks like hodes.
-I'm gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.

(following some guy falling on his ass)
HODES!

by Joel C. February 19, 2004

hodes

rallying war cry, when no war exists.

Hodes Owns Yuo!!!!

by Zeke February 21, 2004

Hodes

A term used to describe the act of using wet wipes to clean excrement from your anus.

Dude #1: ewww do you smell that?
Dude #2: no
Dude #1: how do you not smell that?
Dude #2: smell what?
Dude #1: i know you farted Dude #2
Dude #2: so
Dude #1: it smells like you shit yourself
Dude #2: i did but i tp'ed
Dude #1: Fuck Dude #2, you gotta Hodes that!

by bleepblop December 9, 2008

scaring the hoes away

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

Hodensac

The German word for scrotum. Referring to a German's genitals. A German's word for balls, nuts, acorns, cajones, juevos, whatever.

Grunhelda: O' look at Fritz, he looks like he has a big hodensac.

Helga: O' ya ya he has big hodensac, very big yes?

by The_Riddler aka E.Nygma March 14, 2012

hadestown

waaAAAIIIT FOR MEEEEE I'M COMINNNNN

way down hadestown, way down under the ground, hound dog howl and the whistle blow

by jjhgfdswertyuiolmnbvcxzaqwerty July 24, 2019

Detective "Four Hoes"

the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.

Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*

by dumicarpacius October 11, 2021