Mocrastinating

The action of delaying or postponing something, usually done by someone called Mohammed.

Get on with your work and stop Mocrastinating

Mocrastinating by Megatrolls July 22, 2016

hocrastinating 

Procrastinating, by way of engaging in ho-like activities.

Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.

Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.

hocrastinating by EDD7 December 16, 2010

Macrastinating 

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something by opting to macrame' instead.

I am macrastinating my house work right now.

Macrastinating by Knotted Honey August 29, 2017

melocrastinating 

Listening to/ playing music instead of doing your work

I am melocrastinating

melocrastinating by spellbound.dead March 4, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016