hockey shtick 

n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.

You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!

Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.

hockey shtick by gnostic1 February 20, 2011

hockey stick 

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.

If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.

hockey stick by nayrb January 21, 2013

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here 

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick 

When you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell. Usually kids under the age of eight say this

What the 'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick!!!

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick by DeeThatsMee January 6, 2009

Hockey Stick 

1. A stick used to hit a hockey puck in the game of Hockey.

2. A Canadian Sex Act -- The only thing the man wears is Ice Skates on his feet, while the girl performs a frosty mitten job, naked, while the man hold her legs, and caries her around, while motor boating her chest.

Drew, "Dude man, did you see last night when that dude broke my hockey stick?"
Adam, "SICK!"

Cassidy, "Taylor, I went to Canada last weekend, and I ran into some old friends, and they were totally doing the Hockey Stick!!"
Taylor, "OMFG! That's BAD ASS!"

Hockey Stick by Swede1984 January 19, 2011

h e double hockey stick

The term "h e double hockey stick" refers to saying the word hell.

H E Double Hockey Stick (1999) TV Movie.

h e double hockey stick by JV2012 February 9, 2012

Frankie Hockey Stick 

A greasy Italian with a bent dick.

Gina returned from the Shore with bruises from a Frankie Hockey Stick.

Frankie Hockey Stick by Sugatang January 11, 2017