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Hobo Shank 

A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.

The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.

In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"

"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
Hobo Shank by Pat6290 May 18, 2009
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hobo shank 

Its an action you participate in by using your thumb as a stabbing devise into another living being body.

A hobo is too broke to afford a real knife so they use there god given tool of torment,there own thumb.

life situation,

You:lalala wow today is really looking to be a good day.

Hobo/random person:-BAM- *sticks thumb in your side with pleasure*

You:What the fuck! Im gona get you back!*hobo shanks back*

Spectator:wow they look silly....
hobo shank by Dylan_nondimalishing December 29, 2007

Hobo Shank 

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.
Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
Hobo Shank by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009

Hobostank 

The odor that eminates from a homeless person or Hobo.
Damn, I walked past and caught a big whiff of Hobostank.
Hobostank by Android181 June 11, 2005

Hoboskank 

The term is pretty much self-explanatory. A hobo that looks skanky in some respect. Or a skank that looks like a hobo. It works either way.
That homeless bitch has crabs, the clap and syphilis.What a hoboskank!!!
Hoboskank by Interloper December 27, 2005

Hobshankaphobia 

The phobia of being shanked by a homeless man at any given moment
Chris: “Hey Brennan, do you want to go downtown and hang out”

Brennan: “Nah man too many homeless, I have a serious case of Hobshankaphobia”
Hobshankaphobia by Razuberri October 21, 2021

hoboshack 

A dive, a Hole in the Wall, a brick-and-mortar place that isn't quite clean and usually supplies greasy fried food.
Charlie's, on Interstate 30 and 820 in Fort Worth is a hoboshack, but the italian food there is ok.
hoboshack by Kade December 6, 2004