Definitions by Kade
Stupid House
A colloquial term to describe the music that evolved from Nu NRG (UK Hard House)using the cheesiest elements of Progressive House, horrendously abused hoover sounds, and inane off-beat basslines. Or just anything off of the Tidy Trax label.
Stupid House by Kade March 18, 2005
gabber
Gabber is the North American variety of the same genre of music. Has a fast, thick beat. Scary synths, angry lyrics, and is great music for releasing pent-up frustration. Sometimes confused with rotterdam.
Omar Santana's Bonebastic can be considered Gabber.
Rotterdam
European Gabber. Invariably more cheesy than the North American counterpart. The beat is slower and more distorted, and it likes to employ anthem hoovers. Rotterdam was actually the first music genre to use hoovers. See also: gabber
platform
hoboshack
A dive, a Hole in the Wall, a brick-and-mortar place that isn't quite clean and usually supplies greasy fried food.