hobbsy 

A person with a broken angel that hobbles around

You hobbsy bastard! I like your toes till they turn purple and eat some retards and take some drugs

hobbsy by Kamikaze Wraith May 13, 2005

hobbytunity 

Hobbytunity, a portmanteau of hobby and opportunity.

Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”

hobbytunity by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023

Hobbywinkle 

To receive fellatio from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; To have One's penis licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).

Good day to you, my pedigree chum. For what reason do you find yourself carrying that Yellow Pages telephone Directory?

Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.

Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.

Hobbywinkle by eddwtf December 10, 2011

Katie Hobbs 

1. An individual who cowers from a challenge knowing they will likely lose.

2. Someone who discriminates on the basis of race and sex; often occurring more than once.

Ex. 1: Stop being a chicken, you’re really acting like a Katie Hobbs.

Ex. 2: Wow, Katie Hobbs, you’re dissing my boy ‘cause he’s black?

Katie Hobbs by Talonya Adams September 29, 2022

hobbyblatte 

Someone that tries to act like a gangster immigrant. They are often Swedish girls/boys at 10-16 years old.

Micke Svensson talking to David Oloffson: Ey bro, fuck aina man.
Abdullah with his friend Ahmed: Aboow, did you hear that hobbyblatte?

hobbyblatte by BarnLekerOrtenISverige May 5, 2019

Russel Hobbs 

The drummer dude from the greatest band ever, Gorillaz.

Russel Hobbs is a cool dude.

Russel Hobbs by Aries Cross January 27, 2007

Hobbs NM 

Hobbs NM....a place with athletes who think they’re going pro, rappers who think they’re going to be the next big thing... hoes that think being a hoe is cute, where girls just want to wear your hoodie and suck your dick,teen pregnancy, HIV, annoying beaners with their dropped trucks, red necks with their lifted trucks...and a shitty ass high school....last but not least, Girl’s with too much fucking make up🤡, anorexic guys with perms, and a bunch of fake ass thugs who think they’re from the trenches.

Hey want to go to Hobbs NM?
Nah I heard the bitches in Hobbs NM do anything for attention and sex.

Hobbs NM by Zach. G February 13, 2019