hoakey

Something that is corny, cheesey or obviously lame.
See also: hokey, lame, crappy

American Idol is such a hoakey TV show.

by Dank09 December 19, 2003

hoakey

Faces that look pretty sour. Butterfaces.

Half of those models at Hot Import Nights are pretty hoakey.

by codemunky April 4, 2007

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

Buke Hockey

Buke Hockey, pronounced Bukkake, is a Team-Building strategy that focuses on increasing Organizational Management and Leadership. Similar to Six Sigma, Buke Hockey is rapidly expanding into Corporate practice around the world and is being introduced at the University level for Business students.

Buke Hockey Principle I: "There is no "I" in team, but there will be team in eye"

Buke Hockey Principle II: "Less me, more we"

Buke Hockey Principle III: "Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean"

by Blackhawk Down June 14, 2013

honkey ass

a person who no ass; flat ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass

by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009

Hockey Mask Time

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.

Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.

by R.P.M June 15, 2019

honkeymoon

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

by #1ABF December 5, 2014