Ho-Mo

Noun. A married man who pays high priced whores for "companionship" with hopes of getting caught thus covering up the fact to colleagues, family, the press, and sometimes himself that he is really a big homo.

Anderson: Great interview with Dick Morris. Is it really true what they say about him?
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...

by JaniceH June 26, 2008

ho-mo

The short form for... a hot emo.

Oh my gosh, look at the ho-mo prancing by!

by _xXSARAHXx_ January 3, 2006

ho-mo-fo

Jus something to add on in insulting someone. Instead of calling im/her a ho-mo or a mo-fo you put u ho-mo-fo (homosexual mother fucker)

Alfie - u homo! James - u mofo! Roger & Haz - u ho-mo-fo's!!!!

by Roger & Harry November 8, 2007

ho ho ho mo fo

what black santa says b4 he breaks into your house to steal your toys/wife.

Black Santa: ho ho ho mofo i gots your wife!

by torra borra May 24, 2004

quazy ho-mo

a homosexual person with a hunched back

hahah dude jeff did you see that quazy ho-mo walk by?

by Joe double C January 8, 2007

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

by strikethru November 4, 2004

ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.

The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.

by craig john November 10, 2006