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Noun. A married man who pays high priced whores for "companionship" with hopes of getting caught thus covering up the fact to colleagues, family, the press, and sometimes himself that he is really a big homo.
Anderson: Great interview with Dick Morris. Is it really true what they say about him?
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...
Ho-Mo by JaniceH June 26, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
The short form for... a hot emo.
Oh my gosh, look at the ho-mo prancing by!
ho-mo by _xXSARAHXx_ January 3, 2006

ho-mo-fo 

Jus something to add on in insulting someone. Instead of calling im/her a ho-mo or a mo-fo you put u ho-mo-fo (homosexual mother fucker)
Alfie - u homo! James - u mofo! Roger & Haz - u ho-mo-fo's!!!!
ho-mo-fo by Roger & Harry November 8, 2007

ho ho ho mo fo 

what black santa says b4 he breaks into your house to steal your toys/wife.
Black Santa: ho ho ho mofo i gots your wife!
ho ho ho mo fo by torra borra May 24, 2004

quazy ho-mo 

a homosexual person with a hunched back
hahah dude jeff did you see that quazy ho-mo walk by?
quazy ho-mo by Joe double C January 8, 2007

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.
Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

ho jo mo yo smuggler 

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
ho jo mo yo smuggler by craig john November 10, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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