Ho-Mo

Noun. A married man who pays high priced whores for "companionship" with hopes of getting caught thus covering up the fact to colleagues, family, the press, and sometimes himself that he is really a big homo.

Anderson: Great interview with Dick Morris. Is it really true what they say about him?
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...

by JaniceH July 11, 2008

ho-mo

The short form for... a hot emo.

Oh my gosh, look at the ho-mo prancing by!

by _xXSARAHXx_ January 03, 2006

ho-mo-fo

Jus something to add on in insulting someone. Instead of calling im/her a ho-mo or a mo-fo you put u ho-mo-fo (homosexual mother fucker)

Alfie - u homo! James - u mofo! Roger & Haz - u ho-mo-fo's!!!!

by Roger & Harry October 23, 2007

quazy ho-mo

a homosexual person with a hunched back

hahah dude jeff did you see that quazy ho-mo walk by?

by Joe double C January 07, 2007

ho ho ho mo fo

what black santa says b4 he breaks into your house to steal your toys/wife.

Black Santa: ho ho ho mofo i gots your wife!

by torra borra May 24, 2004

Mo Ho

A chick that hangs out with all her homosexual friends on a regular basis. Similar to a Fag Hag but classier.

The boys are going out in the gayborhood tonight with our Mo Hos in tow.

by Lindz888 August 25, 2009

Mo-Ho

A person of hispanic heritage, normally dirty or unpleasant.
A Mexican

my mom pointed out the dirty Mo-Hos working in our yard.

by Lord Rarefarera April 11, 2019