HLTV 

a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup

hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart

HLTV by I arent click that June 24, 2019

HLTV 

Half Life Television. A server allowing you to watch a cstrike scrim/match in slightly delayed time.

Sry man u we're full for the match but u can watch us on HlTV.

OMFG did u see Complexity rock TGS!!!

HLTV by dave c-ham / infected128 August 30, 2005

HLTV Elites 

HLTV Elites is a great server meant for users who are not snowflakes and intellectuals. Just the other day HLTV Elites users found the 23rd state of matter.

HLTV Kings get jealous when another HLTV Elites user wins a Nobel prize.

HLTV Elites by I arent click that October 13, 2020

HLTV expert

noun

A term used sarcastically to describe an HLTV forum user who presents their opinions and predictions about Counter-Strike as expert analysis, despite their takes often being poorly informed, exaggerated, or objectively questionable.

“Another HLTV expert predicting the downfall of a player after one bad map.”

HLTV expert by HLTV Expert September 4, 2026

HLTV expert

noun

A term used sarcastically to describe an HLTV forum user who presents their opinions and predictions about Counter-Strike as expert analysis, despite their takes often being poorly informed, exaggerated, or objectively questionable.

“Another HLTV expert predicting the downfall of a player after one bad map.”

HLTV expert by HLTV Expert September 4, 2026

hltvretard 

Stupid kid that believes everything he reads on the internet.

Today i saw a hltvretard that made a stupid thread and his name was MuhammadAbdullahSudhakarKhazir , his mom wanted to abort him but was to stupid to go to a doctor.

hltvretard by hltv-kids-are-retards August 29, 2016