Top definition
a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup
hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart
by I arent click that June 24, 2019
Get the mug
Get a HLTV mug for your guy José.
Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
Get the merch
Get the Blue Monday neck gaiter and mug.
Half Life Television. A server allowing you to watch a cstrike scrim/match in slightly delayed time.
Sry man u we're full for the match but u can watch us on HlTV.

OMFG did u see Complexity rock TGS!!!
by dave c-ham / infected128 August 05, 2005
Get the mug
Get a HLTV mug for your brother Paul.