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Half Life Television. A server allowing you to watch a cstrike scrim/match in slightly delayed time.
Sry man u we're full for the match but u can watch us on HlTV.

OMFG did u see Complexity rock TGS!!!
HLTV by dave c-ham / infected128 August 30, 2005
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HLTV Elites 

HLTV Elites is a great server meant for users who are not snowflakes and intellectuals. Just the other day HLTV Elites users found the 23rd state of matter.
HLTV Kings get jealous when another HLTV Elites user wins a Nobel prize.
HLTV Elites by I arent click that October 13, 2020

hltvretard 

Stupid kid that believes everything he reads on the internet.
Today i saw a hltvretard that made a stupid thread and his name was MuhammadAbdullahSudhakarKhazir , his mom wanted to abort him but was to stupid to go to a doctor.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004