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a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup
hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart
HLTV by I arent click that June 24, 2019
Half Life Television. A server allowing you to watch a cstrike scrim/match in slightly delayed time.
Sry man u we're full for the match but u can watch us on HlTV.

OMFG did u see Complexity rock TGS!!!
HLTV by dave c-ham / infected128 August 30, 2005
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HLTV Elites 

HLTV Elites is a great server meant for users who are not snowflakes and intellectuals. Just the other day HLTV Elites users found the 23rd state of matter.
HLTV Kings get jealous when another HLTV Elites user wins a Nobel prize.
HLTV Elites by I arent click that October 13, 2020

HLTV expert

noun

A term used sarcastically to describe an HLTV forum user who presents their opinions and predictions about Counter-Strike as expert analysis, despite their takes often being poorly informed, exaggerated, or objectively questionable.
“Another HLTV expert predicting the downfall of a player after one bad map.”
HLTV expert by HLTV Expert September 4, 2026

HLTV expert

noun

A term used sarcastically to describe an HLTV forum user who presents their opinions and predictions about Counter-Strike as expert analysis, despite their takes often being poorly informed, exaggerated, or objectively questionable.
“Another HLTV expert predicting the downfall of a player after one bad map.”
HLTV expert by HLTV Expert September 4, 2026

hltvretard 

Stupid kid that believes everything he reads on the internet.
Today i saw a hltvretard that made a stupid thread and his name was MuhammadAbdullahSudhakarKhazir , his mom wanted to abort him but was to stupid to go to a doctor.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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