HJ's on Holy Days 

When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.

Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.

Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…

Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days

HJ's on Holy Days by deucebiggss February 27, 2014

hjsfhghfhsdf 

You really just spammed your keys on your keyboard, Loser!

Guy 1: hjsfhghfhsdf
Guy 2: are you high?

hjsfhghfhsdf by Arch6typ6 June 11, 2022

Hjski 

Slang for recieving a hangjob.

During the camping trip with the absence of water, Jess's legs were feeling rather rough. As a result she decided to give me a good old fashioned Hjski, and seconded my jizz as shaving gel.

Hjski by Old Greg's Baily's May 21, 2008

HJ's 

A shortened version of the fast food establishment "Hungry Jacks"

"Hey you wanna grab some Jungrys?"
"Yeah HJ's sounds good"

HJ's by fidgetKingfisher June 20, 2009

hjssniper 

The best youtuber out there and you should definitely go subscribe

you are like HJSsniper

hjssniper by ragekiller January 14, 2019

hjsjsjs 

Bewuhw made by the one and only PEGLING

Jwjejhehwwoeebqj hjsjsjs

hjsjsjs by Peglinggg June 10, 2022

HJSDJS 

When you dont know what to respond to comment.

Well um...HJSDJS.

HJSDJS by Austin Canfield McGill May 1, 2020