HJ's on Holy Days

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When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.

Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.

Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…

Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days

HJ's on Holy Days by deucebiggss February 27, 2014

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Slang for recieving a hangjob.

During the camping trip with the absence of water, Jess's legs were feeling rather rough. As a result she decided to give me a good old fashioned Hjski, and seconded my jizz as shaving gel.

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A shortened version of the fast food establishment "Hungry Jacks"

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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