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HJ's by fidgetKingfisher June 20, 2009
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HJ's on Holy Days
When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.
Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.
Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…
Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…
Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
HJ's on Holy Days by deucebiggss February 27, 2014
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HJ's • HJ's on Holy Days • Hump Day HJ Special • Sandy HJ • Sloppy HJ • stabby hj • esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl • Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M: • 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? • |1234567890+\§!"#¤%&/()=?`@£$€{[]]}´qwertyuiopåasdfghjkløæzxcvbnm<>*^~,.-;:_QWERTYUIOPÅASDFGHJKLØÆZXCVBNM`wè`r`t`yùìò`p`åà`s`d`f`g`h`j`k`l`ø`æ`z`x`c`v`b`n`m `Q`WÈ`R`T`YÙÌÒ`P`ÅÀ`S`D`F`G`H`J`K`L`Ø`Æ`Z`X`C`V`B`N`MtÿüïöäËÜÏÖĨMûîôâÛÎÔÂñ
Hump Day HJ Special
The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.
Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!
Hump Day HJ Special by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 29, 2011
esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl
This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary
q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens
q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021
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For some reason you tried to write every single key on a scandinavian keyboard, you are bored and weird.