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Texting shorthand for Hand job motion; the act of making a semi-closed fist and motioning it up and down simulating a handjob. Finishing with an open palm in the air meant to insinuate climaxing onto something. The HJM is used to show you give zero fucks, or are dissapproving of something. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of pursed lips and squinted eyes. Can also be used as a celebratory gesture.

manager: tom, where are you? You are late for your shift
Tom: HJM
Ex 2:
The pats just won the superbowl!! Hjm all over the seahawks

HJM by dubl07 February 19, 2015

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hjm

noun: an abbreviation for hand job mondays

"It's sunday? Looks like hjm is rolling around again!

hjm by bigphil January 13, 2015

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hjmnbvcderty

It is the series of letters you type when your scram your fingers on your keyboard in a circle.

Me and my friends went mad and started typing random shit on the keyboard. I typed hjmnbvcderty.

hjmnbvcderty by Meyu August 31, 2014

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A guilty way of essentially saying, I'm lying, but acting like you are thinking

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hjmarlow

he gets upset easily and mistakes the lgbtq for zoophilia

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hjmarlow by flames. <3 March 16, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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