HJM

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Texting shorthand for Hand job motion; the act of making a semi-closed fist and motioning it up and down simulating a handjob. Finishing with an open palm in the air meant to insinuate climaxing onto something. The HJM is used to show you give zero fucks, or are dissapproving of something. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of pursed lips and squinted eyes. Can also be used as a celebratory gesture.

manager: tom, where are you? You are late for your shift
Tom: HJM
Ex 2:
The pats just won the superbowl!! Hjm all over the seahawks

HJM by dubl07 February 19, 2015

Words you can keep

hjm

noun: an abbreviation for hand job mondays

"It's sunday? Looks like hjm is rolling around again!

hjm by bigphil January 13, 2015

hjmnbvcderty

It is the series of letters you type when your scram your fingers on your keyboard in a circle.

Me and my friends went mad and started typing random shit on the keyboard. I typed hjmnbvcderty.

hjmnbvcderty by Meyu August 31, 2014

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Random keyboard spam that only happens when your bored out of your fucking mind :)

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Hjmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A guilty way of essentially saying, I'm lying, but acting like you are thinking

Are you sure it isn't your typing?
Hjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe

Hjmmmmmmmmmmmmm by alfkjlk;adsjlf November 28, 2021

hjmarlow

he gets upset easily and mistakes the lgbtq for zoophilia

person 1: hey, im actually omni look it up

person 2: so your a zoophile??
person 1: shut up hjmarlow

hjmarlow by flames. <3 March 16, 2023

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026