Definitions by dubl07

HJM 

Texting shorthand for Hand job motion; the act of making a semi-closed fist and motioning it up and down simulating a handjob. Finishing with an open palm in the air meant to insinuate climaxing onto something. The HJM is used to show you give zero fucks, or are dissapproving of something. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of pursed lips and squinted eyes. Can also be used as a celebratory gesture.

manager: tom, where are you? You are late for your shift
Tom: HJM
Ex 2:
The pats just won the superbowl!! Hjm all over the seahawks

HJM by dubl07 February 19, 2015