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hitler off 

to masturbate as a nazi. this term was created by the tv show "whitest kids you know", when the nazis rose to power again in the future and searched for jerks. the term "jerk off" was replaced by "hitler off".
nazi 1: hey hans, what are you going to do tonight?

nazi 2: im going to hitler off to some hardcore porn!

nazi 1: heil hitler!

Paid-Off Hitler 

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.
Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.
Paid-Off Hitler by M3is3D October 17, 2022

Off the Hitler 

When someone puts another person in extreme physical pain.
Man, when Tom rammed his fist into Bob's nutsack, it was off the Hitler.
Off the Hitler by bodhicide January 12, 2005

Hitler's Day Off 

"Hitler's Day Off" refers to the "imaginary" realm of existence in which Adolf Hitler frolics in the YouTube videos of #AlexisMason. "Hitler's Day Off" was created in September of 2022 to exercise basic Freedom(s) of Speech.
:Ever wonder what Adolf Hitler would have done on his day off?

:with the power of YouTube, you can search for "Hitler's Day Off."

*When your life is shit and you just want to have a "Hitler's Day Off."
Hitler's Day Off by #AlexisMason September 7, 2022

Off The Hither 

as in to be great excellect pimp tight if you will to be some crazy shit
im not to sure i think i heard anthrax say on the bevis and butthead expericnce
dude those olsen twins are off the hither

Hitleriffic 

Something or someone that is characterized as fascist, extremist or oppressive. Not in a good way.
Hitler was.... hitleriffic.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026