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hit the nation 

To masterbate ferociously and spontaneously, whether one may be watching Brazzers or just pulling up a revealing instagram photo. Often abbreviated as HTN.
After seeing Emily's ass in those leggings, Conor ran into the school bathroom to hit the nation.
hit the nation by plasticbag September 15, 2017

national hit your sibling day 

" Halloween is also national hit your sibling day"

National hit best friend day

Boy : you know what day it is

Girl : shoot, national hit best friend day

National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day
Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

National Hit Someone Day 

April 19th is National Hit Someone Day, it’s a day where you hit someone, whether it would be your Friend or even a random stranger.
John : *Hits Jack*
Jack : Why did you do that?
John : It’s National Hit Someone Day
Jack : No it’s not
John : Yes it is, check urbandictionary.com

National hit or miss day 

National hit or miss day is celebrated on January 10th and to do so go into a grocery store and yell “hit or miss” really loud and see if anyone responds
Tomy: bruh are you celebrating national hit or miss day?

Ethan: bro no duh let’s go celebrate
Tomy: sounds good my bro