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hispanio
An infamous schizophrenic from Newburyport of Hispanic origin. An ordinary man by day; infamous vigiliante by night. He carries a 15 pound revolver with a scope and 1 foot long barrel. He punishes minor civil infractions with capital punishment. He ignores violent crimes almost entirely.
He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown.
He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico.
His theme song is known to be:
Buena Vista Social Club - Candela
This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.
He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown.
He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico.
His theme song is known to be:
Buena Vista Social Club - Candela
This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.
Person #1: Dude, You didn't just spit your gum on that sidewalk did you?
Person #2: Ya, I did, why is it a crime?
Person #1: Hispanio is gunna get yo.
*2 Minutes Later*
Hispanio: In the name of justice I vanquish you, foul americano scum!
*Guns down Person #2 (the one you spit the gum on the sidewalk)*
Person #2: Ya, I did, why is it a crime?
Person #1: Hispanio is gunna get yo.
*2 Minutes Later*
Hispanio: In the name of justice I vanquish you, foul americano scum!
*Guns down Person #2 (the one you spit the gum on the sidewalk)*
hispanio by Camrade dibber August 13, 2014
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Hispano
Somebody who frequents public transport (namely buses ) and is hence named for their manufacture - tata Hispano .
You know someone is a Hispano is they never cease to seize an opportunity to ride public transport. If you are Spanish ,
You are Hispanic- not Hispano , If you love taking the bus more than life itself - you're Hispano . If you are Spanish and
just happen to frequent the Bus scene , yes your Hispano.
You know someone is a Hispano is they never cease to seize an opportunity to ride public transport. If you are Spanish ,
You are Hispanic- not Hispano , If you love taking the bus more than life itself - you're Hispano . If you are Spanish and
just happen to frequent the Bus scene , yes your Hispano.
hey, does Gary need a ride home from the party tomorrow night?
Nah bro, he's going Hispano .
What?, that's like three connecting bus journeys !?
I know bro , the guy just Fuckin loves buses .
Nah bro, he's going Hispano .
What?, that's like three connecting bus journeys !?
I know bro , the guy just Fuckin loves buses .
Hispano by nyancat1238 May 23, 2013
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